Are you f**king serious?

"Not having heard from you, I wonder are still interested in your exciting offer? Anyway I am available to meet with you today only from now, 9 am until 4 pm, this Saturday, 7/12/08. If you are interested call me on me cell 555-5555, it's a work cell, but please call me. After that time pse destroy this message and my cell # and don't call me any other time. Thanks for the discretion. By the way this my wife's and my email that's why you see a female name in email address, sorry if
that created confusion earlier. Thanks. Love to hear from you soon."

No further commentary could ever do this justice.