Today I had my first day of "on the clock" work in over a year. Granted, it's a porn store, so I'm sticking to my prurient guns, but it's work that involves tax forms and government-issued identification (weird!).
I re-shelved copies of Backdoor Hussies #4, learned how to ring up dildos at a 50% discount, and flipped through the latest issue of AVN magazine trying *desperately* to look busy. Every few minutes, I awkwardly glanced up at the multi-screen security camera, wondering if it had been specially programmed to sense the dull throb of boredom.
It's a part time job, so I'm giving myself a bit of leeway as I get my act together and figure things out. If I want to continue with some incarnation of pay for play, I still have the time to do so; now I just need the bikini wax and the motivation.
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